"If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters they might write all the books in the British Museum."

-Physicist Arthur Eddington

 "Literally, one stupid monkey could have drafted a better team than you."

-The rest of your league

Yeah, yeah, Koko- we get it.  "Banana drink cup water". After this season, you might want to learn how to sign some new, useful, words like, "Suck fail lose embarrassment".

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approx. dimensions 4" x 4" x 7"
approx. weight 3.2 lbs