Winning your league has a lot of perks. There's the power. The prestige. Obviously, the plunder... unless you're in one of those sad leagues that doesn't play for anything. In which case, what are you even doing here? Beat it, freeloader. But then there's the glorious knowledge that, most Sundays, you absolutely ruined football for one of your friends. Immortalize your season and put the league on notice that it can- no, will- happen again, with one of our DOOR-KICKING, CHEST-THUMPING, THROAT-PUNCHING MONUMENTS.